Recent reports indicate that a large number of chocolate Easter eggs may not actually be free range. All businesses are required to release information on how and where their products are obtained but, of course, many businesses don't really want you to know. However, an insider was keen for the figures to be known and a general estimate, based on the figures released, suggests that up to 90% of chocolate Easter eggs are the produce of factory farming. You can save money on free-range chocolate eggs with these Chocolate Trading voucher codes.
The Conditions in Easter Egg Factory Farms
The conditions in chocolate Easter egg factory farms are appalling. Obviously there are a huge variety of Easter eggs available, all of them coming in different shapes and sizes, and these all come from different species. Various creatures from within the Chocolate Monster genus are forced into cages which they can barely stand up in and forced to lay eggs all throughout the year so that there'll be enough on the shelves come Easter
Chocolate Monsters are force-fed a diet full of the most minimalistic foods and, ironically, never taste anything as sweet as chocolate. All eggs plop directly into a refrigeration unit under the cage once they've been laid, because often there will be upwards of a thousand Chocolate Monsters kept within a single farm and it is often very hot. Without the refrigeration unit, many eggs would melt.
Sadly, Millions of Chocolate Monsters Die
Sadly, millions of Chocolate Monsters die from these conditions every year. As there is no refrigeration in the cages themselves (only in the egg collection box) many Chocolate Monsters melt from the heat. The remains of melted Chocolate Monsters are often used for chocolate spreads.
Okay. None of this is true. But I didn't even have you going for a second did I? Of course, in reality, the factory farming of Chocolate Monsters is a problem which has been almost entirely wiped out. Ahem.
Get Great Deals On Chocolate this Easter with Chocolate Trading Company Voucher Codes
Anyway, if all these talk of chocolate has gotten you excited, then let me tell you about some of the amazing voucher codes we've got going at the moment which can get you good chocolatey deals. At the moment we've got a few exciting ones on. Why not check out the Chocolate Trading Company promo codes? Thanks to those you stand to get two free nets of chocolate eggs. Amazing. Their gourmet Easter eggs would put a big smile onto the face of any chocolate-lover this Easter.
Get Voucher Codes Alternative Chocolates
But maybe you want something more broad? Something other than Easter eggs? Well, you might just be happy to hear that we've got a delicious selection of Melt Chocolate voucher codes which can get you two luxury salted caramel pots for only £25. If you want some eggs too just look around their site and you're sure to find something. All chocolate is good over Easter.
Other than that, all I have to say is: I hope you all have a wonderful Easter weekend, whether you'll be enjoying it as a solemn and dignified religious holiday or just as an excuse to eat delicious foods, you all deserve a good break. Spare a thought for me, Voucher Monkey, though, as I will be spending Easter locked in a cage in an empty office.
by Voucher Monkey 25th March 2016